A slang term for vagina, in the same spirit as meat curtains, whisker biscuit, etc. The term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.
Her beaver squeezins were dribbling down her leg...I'm glad I brought my spoon to this soup kitchen.
by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011
A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.
"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."
Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."
Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."
by CjBRAH May 13, 2015
by Barb&Soup September 5, 2011
When a group of homeless people have an orgy in a car and leave all their sweaty homeless juices leftover.
by danxtlebron February 22, 2011
Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this red prius into a soup kitchen.
Hey are you the bums that turned my car into a soup kitchen?
Hey are you the bums that turned my car into a soup kitchen?
by 10footdick August 7, 2010
brian: kevin you dumbass, you signed up for the wrong soup kitchen!
Keviin: i'll never look at cambells soup the same way.
Keviin: i'll never look at cambells soup the same way.
by spoons mcgee wilson August 12, 2010
When a person gives out as many sexual favors as a soup kitchen gives out soup. Many favors to many different people.
Guy 1: Man, I see that girl making out with a new guy like every week. She must be so easy.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she's a soup kitchen.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she's a soup kitchen.
by Willy B. August 19, 2006