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Sounds like a personal problem 

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud
John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
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Sounds like a personal problem 

when someone is telling you a personal problem you have no interest/caring about in any way
Jazmin : ‘ I thought I was transferring out of nunes class but noo they had to prank me ‘

Me : ‘sounds like a personal problem ‘

Asiah : ‘when I gain more weight and do my nails it’s over for you guys ‘

Me : ‘sounds like a personal problem’

Angelina : I want to fight you so bad
Me : sounds LIKE A YOU PROBLEM .

Devonte : my girlfriend jus cheated on me
Me : sounds like a personal problem

Sounds like a personal problem 

When it’s a personal problem
“Damn my phone just broke” That sounds like a personal problem

that sounds like a personal problem 

Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment
Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
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