Some crazy gorilla who dances
like an ape and looks
like a fucking half-wit while doing so. The song sucks, the video sucks harder, and every time I watch this I want to take a chainsaw to this fucking ape's jugular.
Give him credit for bending that bitch over and supermaning that hoe (the act of wrenching a chick doggystyle, and letting that hot
sauce go on her back/
ass, and causing the sheets to get stuck on her back, thus resembling a superhero's cape), but the dance just fucking ruined it.
The "souljaboy" also has a very bad speech impediment. This is seen in the line where he says "WAH me crack and WAH me
roll." Well...many
may ask...WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT
MEAN TO WAH SOMETHING? The answer is unknown to a group of experts from Stanford and Niagara universities. However, these same scholars did attempt to superman that hoe, but proceeded to get the sheet stuck on the ceiling fan, so the credibility of this hypothesis
may not be accurate.
