Sorr-i 

a sarcastic sorry. used around your friends or others.
can also be dragged out to create more emphasis

ssssssorr-i

Steve: dude, did you eat the last doughnut?

Earl: ya sorr-i

Sorr-i by spicoli324 March 10, 2010

Sorriously 

Word used when politely interrupting a conversation while wanting to change the direction of the conversation to a more serious tone.

Guy 1: ...Then I met these two chicks and took them home.

Guy 2: Really? Then what happened?

Guy 3: Sorriously guys, you need to be careful. Those chicks looked dirty.

Sorriously by Delicat March 30, 2009

Sorrid

A combination of "Sordid" and "Horrid". For when something is so dirty and horrible that it makes you sick.

"Oh God, you did WHAT? In WHERE? That- that is just so- so sorrid!"

Sorrid by zoid5 March 21, 2013

stuff your sorries in a sack

Usually phrased as "Stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", it basically means "your apology is not accepted".

Originally used by the character Oscar Madison in the tv show "The Odd Couple" in the episode "Strike Up the Band... Or Else" (S5E6 October 17, 1974).

Later popularized by the character of George Costanza in the tv show "Seinfeld" in the episode "The Betrayal" (S9E8 November 20, 1997)

FELIX: I'm sorry I snapped at ya Oscar.
OSCAR: Stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
MURRAY: Hey that's a good one Oscar!

JERRY: (To George) I said I was sorry.
GEORGE: You can stuff you sorries in a sack, mister!
JERRY: Would you please stop saying that?!

stuff your sorries in a sack by appleye October 28, 2011

Sorri Time 

A colloquial phrase common in southern New York that is often used to reference a particularly pitiful error on the part of a particularly pitiful person who may be deserving of multiple blows from a blunt, dense object, but not tough enough to take it

Ben: I made a left-hand turn and got into an accident on Central Avenue!

Gabe: Well, Ben, I think there's a no left turn sign in that particular location

Genta: Wowwww, Ben, what a Sorri time!

Sorri Time by Gabriel Murayama February 17, 2010

stuff your sorries in a sack

This phrase is usually used as "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", meaning that however much a person apologizes, their apology will not be accepted. Made popular by George in the Seinfeld "India" episode.

Jerry: George, I'm sorry I slept with Nina.

George: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

Jerry: I wish you'd quit saying that!

stuff your sorries in a sack by Pork King November 10, 2005

Sorri 

Sorri is a word developed in southern New York that is generally used in reference to something that is pitiful and embarrassing; sorri time is the common phrase that's used, and it's colloquial uses are very broad.

When Tobi had her son Ben and realized he was mentally retarded, the doctor quickly responded to the shocked look on her face by saying "looks like you have some sorri time ahead".

Sorri by Gabriel Murayama February 17, 2010