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Sonora high school 

Just another shitty high school in good old smog filled commiefornia. The school is composed of mostly Mexicans, Asians and the oh so rare whites and blacks. Most the the Mexicans there always think they are hot shit and believe the world owes them something somehow. Some of the teachers are chill but they are a few that just plain suck, like that one female teacher at the English wing that looks like a lesbian. The gym teachers and coaches don’t really give a shit about their jobs, like at all. The school has shitty sports teams like a football team that hasn’t won since the 70’s, a baseball team that sucks ass, and the only team that does somewhat well is basket ball. That’s because of the few black kids that ever attend the school. The only thing worse about the beaners is the Russian retards that think they literally own the school, those retards go as far as to his as passerby’s fuckin retards. Overall the school is still just another shitty school that says they are the best, but the only reason the school got any kind of award was because all of the chinks that’s are forced to do good by their parents.
The staff at sonora high school is absolute garbage

sonoma valley high school 

a small high school full of ass hole white bitches and the darkest secrets that you’ll ever find. you can get the best weed here at anytime and let’s not forget the juul room, where the boys trash the place and have raves in them.
i hate being at sonoma valley high school, i am changing schools.
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