Somerset County 

An area in South West Pennsylvania full of anything from crackheads, stoners, farmboys, rednecks, Christians, and white bois trying to be gangsters.

Man I had to drive through Somerset county, it was like a Northern Alabama!

Somerset County by moshy3180 June 27, 2018

somerset county 

A boring ass county sandwiched between Middlesex (Rutgers crowds) and Hunterdon (New Hope extension) crowds. There is absolutely nothing to to here. Everyone hangs out in Somerville just cos there is no place else to go on a Friday night. Full of either old, gettofied neighborhoods or bland, soulless cookie-cutter sprawl on former farmland. Ridiculously expensive for no good reason.

Person 1: Damn she acts like she got no life, where she from?

Person 2: I think Hillsborough, in Somerset County.

Person 1: Go figure, the middle of nowhere.

somerset county by suckafreemess February 28, 2011

Somerset County, NJ 

Somerset County, NJ is the wealthiest county in the United States with an astronomical median household income only rivaled by neighboring Hunterdon County. The kids are snotty because they are brought up wealthy. Somerset County also boasts some of the best schools in the country including Bridgewater-Raritan High School, a state of the art campus whose academics were nationally recognized. BRHS is a blue-ribbon national school of excellence. Other high ranking schools include Ridge High school and Pingry Prep. Somerset County is the home for many famous CEOs who live in the Somerset Hills. The county has some of the largest homes in the state, and some very exculsive towns including Bridgewater (Martinsville), Bernards, Far Hills, Bernardsville, Warren, and Basking Ridge.

Somerset County, NJ is like the Orange County of the east, except a lot wealthier.

Somerset County, NJ by SC04 April 3, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008