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Soggy potato 

a person who is lacklustre in responding to emails, text messages, or basic conversation
Shannon, why did you respond to my paragraph-long email with an "lol". You're such a soggy potato!
Soggy potato by GrammarNazi2013 February 19, 2013
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Soggy potato 

Where you fill a hollowed out potato with semen, and use your ladies impregnator.
"Hey babe, you know we want children but I want to try something different." "Let's try this Soggy potato thing I found of the internet, I heard its a very special way to true love as well."
Soggy potato by GingerBigotry July 25, 2018

Soggy Potato 

When a man with a limp dick tries to give anal to a woman or another man,trying to stuff his flaccid penis into the asshole.
Dude I totally wasn't getting hard for this fat bitch last night,so I just gave her a soggy potato.
Soggy Potato by DocChase June 23, 2010

Soggy potato 

When someone isn't good at having sex. Aka, they orgasm way too early.
Sam: "how was Freddy last night?"
Cole: "Ugh freddy is such a soggy potato."
Soggy potato by fishticks August 8, 2017

soggy potatoes 

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.
soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with
soggy potatoes by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020

saggy potato

Jodie your such a saggy potato
saggy potato by Jodiesucksdicklol August 21, 2018

Saggy Potatoes

Where a girl has boobs like a sack of potatoes
Saggy Potatoes by Ors C March 12, 2015
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