sock drawer

an area in your cloest designated for pornography storage. Could contian socks.

Girl 1: Yesterday I went through my boyfriend's sock drawer and guess what I found?
Girl 2: Socks?
Girl 1: No you idiot, volumes of porn!

by xykorix March 6, 2007

Sock Drawer

The Drawer that holds your socks.

I placed my socks in the Sock Drawer.

by Salt Licky October 13, 2004

sock drawer

When two uncircumcised men put their penises next to one another, and one of them rolls their foreskin over the tip of the other man's unit.

Those two dudes did a sock drawer!

by rockamysoul April 28, 2013

sock drawer

A person and/or animal with mixed blood/ancestry as a result of interracial breeding and/or blood transfusion.

"Yeah, but I didn't intravenous blood fusion with a T-Rex, so it's a sock drawer in there."

Daniella Pineda as Zia Rodriguez in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom"

by Otaku4Life83 August 17, 2022

sock drawer surprise

When you find your mothers dildo.

I was looking for the towel's, but I found a sock drawer surprise.

by Dub's May 12, 2016

Sock Drawer tits

breast that hang in an undesirable manner

Dude did you see how her boobs hang.
Yea she has sock drawer tits.

by laddr44 February 7, 2010

Polish sock-drawer

A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.

Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.

After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.

by Rojo Cobertizo November 28, 2013