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sock fetish 

when the visual inheritance of socks adds to the sexual desire of another person. The attraction can range from plain white ankle socks to rainbow striped thigh highs. On the foot or taking them off the leg and vise versa. There is many possible variations to this fetish but as long as a sock is thought of as sexy then it constitutes a sock fetish. A sock fetish is thought to be a branch of the foot fetish fantasy tree.
John? yes dear. Why are all your socks hard, yellow, and shoved under our sofa? One of the boys must have a sock fetish. We don't have children, you moron.
sock fetish by Googlefaps.com July 13, 2018
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Sock Fetish 

a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an unrelenting impulse for socks.
Sock Fetish by emma is a cutie October 11, 2019

sock fetish 

When one (usually men) become aroused by the site of women's ( or mens...eww) socks or sock covered feet.
I grew hard when I saw Brooke changing her socks. Hopefully she doesn't see this hardon...damn this sock fetish.
sock fetish by 1337 pwns k? May 27, 2006

sock fetish 

a sock fetish is a fetish where you get off on girls socks(color,the smell) as most people would have a foot fetish

dude 1: you have a weird fetish you know

dude 2: i know i hate having a sock fetish

stocking sock foot

sockfetish 

a desire for the smell of female socks
gemma removed her socks, they smelled amazing when she rubbed them in my nose
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B)
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A)
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B)
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