The act of kneeling down with one leg out and planted in the ground (in proposal like stance) and pissing discreetly. Appearing as if you are posing for a picture with your soccer buddies, yet pissing.
Girlfriend: My boyfriend is a thinker, see him posing over there just like the sculpture.
Guy buddy: He's actually taking a soccer piss. Look it up.
Guy buddy: He's actually taking a soccer piss. Look it up.
by Catdragon2000 December 31, 2011
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