To steal or swipe an available item. Usually used in a joking manner.
That is so cool! I'm snurching it, if you don't mind.
by Snerkist February 22, 2005
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To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.

This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.
"Stop snurching and blow your nose you derty get... I'm trying to eat me dinner here!"

From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham
by Neil Baxter November 01, 2005
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Brother, we must to go to Snurch, to cleanse our mortal Snins...
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