Snum

To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Wow! You were in first place with 10 feet to go and you came in last! You really snummed that one.

by acheron0 September 13, 2008

Snum

A ring affixed to a pierced clitoris.

Damn bitch! That snum is bling blingin!

by Banghead November 09, 2003

Snum

To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Gore's defeat in 2000 was a total snum.

by anselor October 20, 2008

Snum

clit ring

When did you get that snum?

by Biggity Banksta November 09, 2003

snum

A mixture of snot and cum resulting from a well-placed 'facial'.

Sara coughed and blew the snum out of her nose after that jerk Will came in her face.

by Read September 27, 2003

snum

Also called snizz, it's known as the act of sneezing and cuming at the same time. This unfortunate event leaves its male victim with a face full of cum, and a crotch full of mucus. This undesired result usually happens to lonely guys who have allergies.

1. Guy: Oh yeah.. baby... oh... thats it.. hear i cumm... ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhh.. AAAHHCUUUU! FUCK! I just snumed everywhere! MOM!! TOWEL!! ..NOW!
2. Bob: Dude, is that mike's cum all over your face?
Matt: Nah man, its just snum, no big deal.
Bob: Right..

by Burnski March 31, 2008

snum

well "snum" comes from a mix of snot and cum , and heres the def. : It can happen two ways. #1:After a female or male give a guy a long blowjob ,and he shots his wad in her/his mouth and a few seconds after that before she/he swallows she/he sneezes resulting in the snot and cum to mix and come out her nose . #2:When you sneeze at the exact second you orgasm , feels very strange and cool.

exp. 1
dude 1 "Man after a long bj this chick took down my load and then she sneezed and it landed on my chest , it was gnarly dude"
exp. 2
dude 2 "Man awesome , when I was jackin off I sneezed right when I was about to shot my jizm all over , it awesome dude."

by tbone73034 April 10, 2004