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Snoring Starfish

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.
"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."
by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019
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snoring boring

really really boring... so boring as to make you crash so hard that you would snore
i tried to watch that movie castaway with tom hanks, but it was snoring boring
by littleB-) June 30, 2009
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Butt snoring

A sometimes loud, always odorous, expulsion from the butt which occurs while sleeping. Also see fart.
Woman: I hardly slept at all last night.

Man: Why? Was I snoring?

Woman: Not exactly. You were butt snoring, which is why I ended up sleeping in the guest room.
by Sethington June 26, 2008
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snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night
wee child:Mommy, Mommy theres a monster in the house makeing strange sound while i try to sleep no thats your father snoring."don't worry it scares us all"
by Ryan August 5, 2004
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snoring ejaculator

Alexander is a snoring ejaculator.
by Paul Von Sugar April 7, 2010
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Anal snoring

The action of farting in your sleep and having the flatulence sound like snoring.
"Man, you were doing some major anal snoring last night"
by alexl0923 February 9, 2009
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