Sneeze Money
Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."
Sneeze Money by guysm1ley April 17, 2023
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