Every woman on the face of the earth, plus any that happen to be in space right now.
"Stacey and me were so close when we were at primary, but then she hit puberty and now she's like a snake with tits."
"Stacey and me were so close when we were at primary, but then she hit puberty and now she's like a snake with tits."
by Mr. Cardboard October 31, 2011
Manipulative fake internet "viral marketing", taken from the spamming of popular websites such as Urban Dictionary with fake "buzz" promoting a third-rate Samuel L. Jackson movie.
UD Post: That Samuel L. Jackson movie is the best movie ever!
Savvy Guy: The fucking moving hasn't even come out yet -- you're just a victim of snakes on a plane.
Savvy Guy: The fucking moving hasn't even come out yet -- you're just a victim of snakes on a plane.
by Hugh Johnson August 18, 2006
john: when it comes to dating, I guess I'm looking for a girl who is hot, really into sports and gaming, can support herself financially and isn't looking for a serious relationship.
Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!
Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!
by Linorth April 30, 2015
by Norm123 March 3, 2007
Possibly one of the most annoying creatures alive, they mostly consist of a 8 - 11 year old on a scooter who think their top shitcool if they swear and/or drink and smoke. Most of these fucktards hangout at skateparks and beak the skaters who would beat the living shit out of them but the snoby rich parents would retaliate
Skater1: Aww man here come Jacob he's such a scooter snake
Skater 2:Ya so much for skateing in peace
Scooter snake: sup niggas what some weed
Skater 1: dude your 10 years old and white
Skater 2:Ya so much for skateing in peace
Scooter snake: sup niggas what some weed
Skater 1: dude your 10 years old and white
by make_that_booty_clap December 24, 2014
"I honestly can't believe how disgusting and hypocritical Erika Costell is!"
"Yeah. Snake bitch is gonna get her ass sued."
"Yeah. Snake bitch is gonna get her ass sued."
by Milkbags247 August 23, 2017
The product of masturbating and ejaculating onto one's bare chest just before passing out, then waking up to peeling and rolling the dried semen off your chest and smoking it.
Guy 1: Why has John been violently vomiting in the bathroom for an hour?
Guy 2: Oh, he totally tried a cum snake this morning.
Guy 2: Oh, he totally tried a cum snake this morning.
by Apemeat February 27, 2009