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cum snake

The product of masturbating and ejaculating onto one's bare chest just before passing out, then waking up to peeling and rolling the dried semen off your chest and smoking it.
Guy 1: Why has John been violently vomiting in the bathroom for an hour?

Guy 2: Oh, he totally tried a cum snake this morning.
by Apemeat February 26, 2009
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cum snake

A cum snake is ejaculated semen in a body of water.
I went for a surf and saw a 7 metre Great Whute Cum Snake in the ocean.
by cum snake December 29, 2023
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Cum Shake

When a girl gets a load of cum in her mouth then swishes it around as if it's a milkshake.
"I totally enjoyed thevery tastey cum shake I had last night."
by daddy's bad little bitch August 16, 2018
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cum shake

when you make a milk shake for a kid you dont like and jiz in it while making it. so the kid will be unaware he is drinking your kids
i made that fag a cum shake and he said it was the best thing he ever tasted.

Frank said he loved the milkshake you made for him. That was not a milkshake that loser had a cum shake
by Franklin nut face February 18, 2009
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Cum shake

When you mix a white protein powder with milk.
Jeremiah: You bring your cum shake today?
Ethan: Yeah, lemme go get some milk.
by Razordaddy December 2, 2021
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shake the tree until they all cum out.

A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.

it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?

Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
by Anonomous4002 July 5, 2020
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