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Smurfin it 

To suffer from blue balls.
"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."
Smurfin it by skizzle mcnizzle November 10, 2008

Smurfing It 

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look
Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"

Smurfanite 

A short use of terminology for a queef or a bad hairstyle
Damn! Remember when she smurfanite in an exam
Smurfanite by flash202 January 26, 2017

smurfingtons 

omds man like the smurfingtons.
smurfingtons by RYSNAGGOT March 31, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026