"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."
by skizzle mcnizzle November 13, 2006
"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."
by skizzle mcnizzle November 12, 2006
Someone who has edited or dyed blue hair. Also the act of slowly turning the world into a collection of smurfins. Loosely related to the smurfs franchise.
by mamawhoreo September 11, 2021
by ge_knee_us February 05, 2010
whilst cought in the act of bein faloniess becouse you've been puffin on the pookie pipe to long, your officially Smurfin!
Mom: hey johnny did you remember to... HAH what are you doing?
Johnny: shit mom i told you never to walk in my room without knockin!!
Mom: what the hell are you smoking?
...oh my god johnny are you Smurfin?
Johnny: shit mom i told you never to walk in my room without knockin!!
Mom: what the hell are you smoking?
...oh my god johnny are you Smurfin?
by sam boW August 25, 2006
while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking
by J May 04, 2005
of or relating to smurf-like characteristics or features, especially in terms of physical appearance. In particular shortness of stature or bluish skin hue.
1.)She was a bit smurfine for my liking: not tall enough and displaying the pallor of an asphyxiated albino.
by Ruthensis Westphalus July 22, 2008