Smurfin it 

To suffer from blue balls.

"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."

Smurfin it by skizzle mcnizzle November 9, 2008

Smurfin it 

To suffer from blue balls.

"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."

Smurfin it by skizzle mcnizzle November 10, 2008

Smurfing It 

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look

Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"

Smurfing It by BurgerKingBruhMoment1 April 3, 2025

Smurfanite 

A short use of terminology for a queef or a bad hairstyle

Damn! Remember when she smurfanite in an exam

Smurfanite by flash202 January 26, 2017

smurfingtons 

when you smurf on someone

omds man like the smurfingtons.

smurfingtons by RYSNAGGOT March 31, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020