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Smurfin it 

To suffer from blue balls.
"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."
Smurfin it by skizzle mcnizzle November 10, 2008

Smurfing It 

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look
Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"

Smurfanite 

A short use of terminology for a queef or a bad hairstyle
Damn! Remember when she smurfanite in an exam
Smurfanite by flash202 January 26, 2017

smurfingtons 

omds man like the smurfingtons.
smurfingtons by RYSNAGGOT March 31, 2025

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026