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A smorgasbord of ingredients that react together in the mouth in such a way as to cause the ingestors to involuntarily ejaculate at the table, which can be recognized by spontaneous moaning and shaking of the right leg during ingestion.
As we each took a bite of the steaming hot dough topped with technicolor mush, I noticed everyone starting to moan and then the table started to shake. And then, the smorgasbord of flavors hit me too, penetrating my body as I started moaning and shaking my right leg along with my friends. I found out later that we had achieved our first simultaneous smorgasm at the dinner table. It was like a coitus cuisine in my mouth.
by G-Factory January 11, 2015
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