Smith

The person you blame for everything, regardless of whether or not they had any part in it. Kind of like a scape goat.

No, I didn't break the vase. It was Smith.

by that one jane doe July 20, 2010

Smith

The Most common last name.

Person 1: Who's your new neighbor?
Person 2: The Smiths
Person 1: same!

by Qrower November 24, 2016

Smith

A women's college in Northampton, MA. One of the highest-ranked colleges in the nation. Known for its all-around academic excellence as well as its beautiful campus.

This is about Smith.

by kumquats March 22, 2005

Smith

1)someone with the inability to use brains for the right things despite the capability
2)someone with total lack of sense

walking on such a high bar to show off. you're totally smith

by 2amith2 July 30, 2017

Smith

To show up at a party with no beer and drink everyone else's.

Dave, why do you smith all my beer instead of just buying your own.?!

by BrowndogKA April 9, 2016

Smith

To scratch or rub the pubic or anal areas with one's finger to obtain the scent for self analysis, also called the 'scratch and sniff.' It is used to determine the cleanliness of the area.

"Yo dude! did Sam just...?"
"Yep, he smithed his asshole... again"

by RSLancaster November 18, 2009

Smith

Someone who can not locate a vagina in sex and inserts his penis between the thighs

Last night was so awkward I went home with a bird and smithed her

by YouDont Know April 17, 2020