Smirkles

The tiny, low-effort, mostly involuntary eye blinks that happen between normal blinks. Less noticeable, lighter, and more automatic than a regular blink. Usually driven by muscle memory rather than a strong reflex or conscious need.
Unlike a full blink, smirkles feel like background maintenance for the eyes.

I wasn’t sleepy, those were just smirkles during the lecture.

Smirkles by Conphide April 20, 2026

sminkles

n. a more attractive term for crow's feet

Oh my goodness! George Clooney's sminkles are so sexy!

sminkles by Betch y u cur? November 29, 2011

proper smickles 

1) To be really good.
2) As replacement to okay or great.

Note: Usually said with half-hearted meaning or sarcasm OR with little or no interest in the subject of the conversation.

Example 1

Boy: Sir, is this alright?
Mr. Lowis: Yeah proper smickles

Example 2

Boy: How would you answer this question sir?
Mr. Lowis: If you need to ask that after all these lessons you are clearly not paying much attention.
James L.: Sir it's easy! You're just stupid!
Mr. Lowis: Laughter
Boy: So would it be alright if I answered it like this?
Mr. Lowis: Yep, proper smickles.
Standing Ovation

proper smickles by fishyghost January 24, 2008

smirkle 

Verb smrikle, smirkled, smirkling
1. to assume a facial expression between a pleasure and a sarcasm, followed by a laughter.
2. an emotional response to idiotic question
3. a dance move created by Poindexter in Revenge of the Nerds.
4. gag reflex to noxious odor.

1. I don't appreciate you smirkling at me like that.

4. The smell of the gas station bathroom really made me smirkle.

smirkle by dontstealmyword August 24, 2014

Sminkles

The wrinkles you get when you smile

Wow, that girl's sminkles are really hard core!

Sminkles by Orangepineapples January 27, 2016

Smirkledorfed 

First heard in Spongebob Square pants, it means to have been duped, or tricked. Generally, lied to.

Those who thought the party was yesterday, were smirkledorfed as it was really today.

I was smirkledorfed in thinking that my clothes were appropriate for the fete.

Smirkledorfed by RodiEve November 23, 2010

smirkle 

1.To take (the property of another) without right or permission.
2.To commit theft.
3.To move, carry, or place surreptitiously.
4.To take or cut a place in line
5.Joked or pranked on...most likely includes saran wrap, toliet paper and shaving cream (sensitive skin hopefully)

Derick and Richard smirkled Veronica's car with saran wrap, toliet paper, and shaving cream.

smirkle by Derick Gosch November 5, 2006