The act of encountering cigarette smoke directly from the tip of the cigarette or from exhaling inappropriately and the smoke irritating your eye(s).
by givemewhatsleft June 13, 2013

Tyra: Girl, use your smeyes!
Model: *mouth unmoving, but smiling with eyes*
Tyra: Lovely!
*picture snap*
Model: *mouth unmoving, but smiling with eyes*
Tyra: Lovely!
*picture snap*
by rosiet December 02, 2011

The condition of having semen in your eyes, which hurts like the dickens.
Alternatively, the act of ejaculating into your partner's eye.
Alternatively, the act of ejaculating into your partner's eye.
"Oh man, she'll never call me again. I smeyesed her last night."
"You son of a bitch! You smeyesed me!"
"You son of a bitch! You smeyesed me!"
by StinkyWizzleteats September 19, 2009
