The act of encountering cigarette smoke directly from the tip of the cigarette or from exhaling inappropriately and the smoke irritating your eye(s).
by givemewhatsleft June 13, 2013
Tyra: Girl, use your smeyes!
Model: *mouth unmoving, but smiling with eyes*
Tyra: Lovely!
*picture snap*
Model: *mouth unmoving, but smiling with eyes*
Tyra: Lovely!
*picture snap*
by rosiet June 09, 2011
The condition of having semen in your eyes, which hurts like the dickens.
Alternatively, the act of ejaculating into your partner's eye.
Alternatively, the act of ejaculating into your partner's eye.
"Oh man, she'll never call me again. I smeyesed her last night."
"You son of a bitch! You smeyesed me!"
"You son of a bitch! You smeyesed me!"
by StinkyWizzleteats September 17, 2009