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Smelly Pirate Hooker 

They live on Whore Island.
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.
Smelly Pirate Hooker by shoelessloons September 20, 2010
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Smelly Pirate Hooker 

A shot that will be sure to knock you on your ass...if you want it to. Created by myself and a good friend on the campus of Purdue University, be sure to visit Harry's Chocolate Shop and ask for one, they'll know what your looking for!

Ingredients:

1/3 Malibu Rum
1/3 Pineapple Juice
1/3 Bacardi 151

If you want it extra smelly, go a little lighter on the pineapple juice and a little heavier on the 151!
Hey bartender! Can we get some smelly pirate hookers over here!?!?

smelly pirate hooker 

One who wears mesh tank tops, daisy dukes, or those shiney richard simmons shorts. Also anyone that does not agree with your point of view.
Bill is a smelly pirate hooker. I can't believe he wore his mesh tanktop again...

Smelly Pirate Hooker 

A girl who smells like rotten fish and fucks the dirties guys she can find.
guy - fuck you, bitch!

girl - go fuck yourself you asshole!

guy - yeah, well fuck you, you smelly pirate hooker

smelly pirate hooker dandlebug 

Good and Bad depends on who you are talking to. Means Bitch or baby.
BAD:Dont look at my butt, your sucha smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!

GOOD:You shouldnt hav given me this your so nice that your a smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!

dirty smell pirate hooker 

Famous quote used by Papa Burgundy in the legendary film Anchorman
probably one of the best insults of all time, next to "You have bad hair".
you dirty smell pirate hooker, why dont you go back to your home on whore island????
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