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smell goods 

Smell goods consist of anything used to cover up the odor of marijuana. Body sprays, colognes/perfumes, air fresheners, etc. are all "smell goods".
"We probably reek like reefer since we just hot boxed the car"
"Its all good, I brought some smell goods."
smell goods by I-B-Whirly March 5, 2008

Smell goods 

Shampoos, deoderants, Cologne
Aww man! Hot date tonight! I better put on some smell goods before she realizes i smell like wet dog food mixed with burning hair.
Smell goods by Foodpoisoning December 12, 2015

Smellgoodum 

Perfume or cologne that makes one smell better. Could also be an air freshener or sorts.
Smellgoodum makes me smell good, uhm?
Smellgoodum by Brumleyprunk June 29, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026