Smeedos

Swimwear for nasty little Gollumses, precious.

Baggins: "Sméagol, why have you brought us to Esgaroth, south if the Lonely Mountain?"

Gollum: " Because we haven't yet a chance to show off our new SMEEDOS, Precious"

by BlancketyBlanck March 13, 2023

Pedos in Speedos

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach.

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach. -BigJigglyPanda

by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018

speedosausage

Noun. The flacid, yet visible phallic shape, that can be seen when one dons a fitted swim suit.

Do not confuse this with "the bulge." "The bulge" is when the crotch region has a visible bulge, but there is no defined phallic shape.

The swimsuit doesn't have to be a speedo, but over the years speedo has been a generic term for the fitted suits.

That guy's speedosausage is visible!!!

I thought it was a roll of quarters

by orange peel April 11, 2008

Paedo Speedos

The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!

by Bright Soul October 6, 2023

Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance

'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.

by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008

Reverse speedos

This is wash day plus two. Running out of briefs (smalls) necessitates urban swimming in your speedos and as we all know they are basically a 'reserve' pair of briefs for this occasion. Reverse speedos are 'stretching the envelope' of the concept into another day!!

The Dude is such a lazy slob, rather than nailing his laundry last night he's doing reverse speedos today!

by 192DUG December 19, 2011

speedos

REaly tight pants made out of spandex/rubber which the 'professional' swimmers wear. YOung boys especially. Some, like honeypot wear them so high that if he had any pubes they'd be coming out. Some, like someone who does not wish to be named wears them so low you're scared they'll fall off.

'jesus, check mikes speedos.. they look like they're about to fall of...OH JESUS!!WEENER!!'

by Colette April 11, 2004