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Smartytwat

A female lady part that is endowed with intelligence.
My smartytwat can sense your insincerity a mile away.
by FriskyB May 22, 2014
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Smartwater

"Smartwater is a very sexy boy"
by L1zzymarriedsmartwater September 25, 2021
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smartwater

smartwater is electrolyte enhanced water that is purity you can taste and hydration you can feeeel
by pinkslips April 14, 2007
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smartwatch

an extension of your phones dick
this smartwatch just makes my phones dick grow
by stuvin2 December 27, 2015
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Smartycat

Smartycat -n. Someone who appears intelligent by repeating the words or actions of someone who actually is intelligent. Der;smartypants. derogatory
"He didn't write that himself, the smartycat read it somewhere else".
by Smartycat May 4, 2010
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Smartwater-Scale

A discreet scale used to measure sizes of meat, typically ones used by males.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.
John: Hey, my meat goes to the 'T' on the Smartwater-Scale!
Bob: Which one?
John: The first one..
by DancingShoe1048 December 23, 2025
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