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Smart Person 

Someone who is better than you at something you are good at.
<Marketer>Oh, Jimmy the computer guy? He's just a geek. But my boss Karen is *Super* smart.

<Christian>Jeremy is such a smart person! Give him any just about any religious quote, and he can tell you who said it and usually which book of the bible it came from!

<Scientist>Bob's a smart guy. His conclusions are always in line with the numbers and he seldom resorts to philosophical arguments to prove his points.

<Fashion snob>My auto mechanic is such an idiot. If he cleaned up the waiting room a bit, replaced some old furniture, and put some interesting things on the walls, he could double his business!
<Cooler mate>So why do you use him?
<Fashion snob>He's good with cars!
Smart Person by jovanzi September 20, 2012

Smart person 

Someone who thinks they’re so smart they think they’re better than everyone else.

They rarely think about much other than equations and science.
Very condescending to others and egotistical
Better than any of the hardest tests you can get.
Look at Aoife talking to the science teacher all day about chemistry, she’s such a ‘smart person’
Smart person by Histo-horse March 7, 2019

very smart person 

someone whose vanity and undeserved sense of moral superiority allows them to be manipulated into supporting phony policies and ideologies. also can be called "useful idiots"
Bill is still tweeting misinformation about Russiagate - he thinks he sounds like a smart person, but he really sounds like a Very Smart Person

smart dumb person

You’re smart academically but a dumbass in anything else
You’re a really smart dumb person

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026