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Smart man's liquid nitrogen 

Smart man's liquid nitrogen is dry ice mixed with 1,1-Difluoroethane. The boiling point of 1,1-difluoroethane is -11.29°F (-24.05°C) while it's melting point is -178.6°F (-117°C). The sublimation point (the point at which a substance sublimes, or goes from a solid directly to a gas) of dry ice (solid carbon dioxide) is -109.2°F (-78.46°C). Smart man's liquid nitrogen stays at around -78°C as long as you keep supplying more dry ice. Then the dry ice runs out and it heats up until it reaches -25°C where it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen. Then the 1,1-Difluroethane (can be found in computer duster) slowly boils away until it becomes gaseous 1,1-Difluoroethane. You can keep chemical reactions cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen and once it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen, you can use a funnel and a plastic soda bottle to store the liquid difluoroethane under pressure and label it and put it in the lab freezer.
I kept my chemical reaction extra cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen.
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T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) 

Caused by overworking the Central nervous system of the brain. Eventually certain parts of the body start to shut down, usually starting with the left foot and working its way up the body. Although T.S.D. is very rare, there have been 37 recorded deaths.
Stephen Hawkings is the most well known person who suffers from T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) Another well know case was Franklin Roosevelt

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet

Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."

Smart Shop 

A type of shop located in Amsterdam which legally sells different types of fresh magic mushrooms.
Those mexican shrooms I got from the Smart Shop fucked me up man
Smart Shop by cliffrod February 19, 2007

Smart Systems 

A leading provider of Audio, Video, Collaboration, and Automation solutions.
Website: smartsysnic.com
Email: info@smartsysinc.com
Phone: (888) 681-6819
Headquarters: 2705 Kanasita Drive
Chattanooga, TN 37343
CEO: Steven Nicola
I feel some dumb now, thanks to Smart Systems; my house is smarter than I am now!

Smarto's Mom 

THE most hardcore MILF that ever existed on Earth. Quite possibly the sexiest woman that one could imagine.
I really don't know what Smarto's Mom looks like since I never bothered turning on the lights, but I bet she's hot.
Smarto's Mom by Pyrox May 4, 2005

Smart Smack 

The word you say whenever you see a Smart Car and follow up with a palm push/hit to a person's body, preferably on the head. It's similar to the idea of a "punch buggy" or "slug bug", but in a newer version.
Person 1: (sees Smart Car passing by) Smart smack!

(palm push to Person 2's forehead)

Person 2: Ah, you got me there! Ouch...
Smart Smack by Faithr April 26, 2010