Small Brain

Someone who is dumb as fuck and has no culture. This person has almost always never gotten laid and eats apple seeds everyday.

Small Brain Human: How do apple seeds go up the tree?
Big Brain Humans:🤦🏼 ♀️

by *rebuilds dick* December 11, 2019

Small Brain

When people have a small brain, they are not smart. In comparison, their brain is at least 2 times smaller, but in rare cases can be even smaller. Small brains usually: are brown haired, play volleyball, have a twin, named Madison.

Who’s that?
Oh that’s Madison, she’s a small brain.

Aw, poor thing.

by NotEllieTalbot November 16, 2019

Small Brain

"Small Brain" is an insult that implies that the person it's being attributed to has a small brain

That was small brain move, Ryan.

by Limess January 02, 2020

Small Brain

When taken almost literally, it means someone is unintelligent or unequipped to talk to a specific person or about a subject. Although it has ironic connotations to mean that the interlocutor or the person they are speaking with is on another level/wavelength.

Compared to my friend, big brain Bojack, who is simultaneously discussing Kant's Deontology and Quantum Mechanical superposition, I have a small brain.

by Jorolb November 30, 2020

Small brain

Someone that lacks intelligence. Typically someone named Noah

Oh my god man you’re so small brain

by -Pussyslayer696968696868686 March 15, 2019

small brain

You.

Did you seriously mess up the cobblestone generator again? You're such a small brain.

by [insert clever name here] February 19, 2020

Small Brained

When someone is a fucking idiot they are a small brain.

Mike "Yo I charged off the map trying to get the transing zen."

Jane "LMAOOOO you are so small brained nerd lol."

by SMall BRained February 21, 2019