2 definitions by Loltehjew

lankin'

To walk in a goofy awkward fashion.

That giant, skinny, goofy looking kid with the misshapen head was lankin' down the hallway.

by Loltehjew September 19, 2018

Small Dick Energy

Two definitions:

- someone who shows off masculinity by being cocky, showing off, overly confident to overcompensate their 4.2 inch fully erect dick.

- rounding your dick size 2-4 inches up.

Example 1: "Liam has a lifted truck, wears tapout, works out and acts HARD (douchebag) to overcompensate the fact he has a micropenis and can only please a girl in bed with his tongue"

Example 2: telling a girl that you have a 6 inch penis when in reality you have a 4.2 inch dick.

Small dick energy right there.

by Loltehjew September 17, 2018