smadger

Smadger.Noun.Is it a smudge?is it a badger? no, of course not. Its a smadger.

Guy 1): Dude! Look at that smudge!
Guy 2): No way man! Thats so a badger!
Guy 3): Erm, i think you're both mistaken. I do belive that that's a smadger.
Guy(s) 1+2): You have to be different don't you.

by Lewis Palmer August 17, 2006

smadge

Combination of sadge and madge, displaying both a sad and mad general attitude without feeling the need to further act on these emotions.

Person A: "I asked Vanessa out but she said 'ew' and went away."
Person B: "Smadge, what a fucking bitch."

Person A: "I would have had a job interview today but I mistyped my phone number when I gave it to the agency so they tried calling the wrong one and I didn't get the interview."
Person B: "Smadge, you idiot!"

by cysleon August 6, 2021

Smangers

she can get the smangers - derived from phrase, she “can get it”…a woman who looks so good that you can see yourself having sexual intercourse with her - Uzowuru Urban Dictionary Part 1.

Person:hey man have you the new girl at school?

Michael Uzowuru: yeah dude,she can get the smangers.

by Bruce Lee Uzowuru August 3, 2011

Skadger

Badgers have notoriously bad eyesight and during a particularly misty night a Skunk was mistaken for one of its own and they mated. The Skunk became pregnant and the result was its bastard offspring, the Skadger. Half badger, half skunk.

Skadger Offences
Wilfully killing, injures or takes, or attempts to kill, injure or take, a skadger.
Cruelly ill-treating a skadger, digging for skadger, using skadger tongs, using a firearm other than the type specified under the exceptions within the Act.
Interfering with a skadger sett by damaging, destroying, obstructing, causing dog a dog to enter a sett, disturbing an occupied sett - either by intent or by negligence.
Selling or offering for sale a live skadger, having possession or control of a live skadger.
Marking a skadger or attaching any ring, tag, or other marking device to a skadger

by British Bobsleigh Team July 21, 2004

smudger

the nickname for a person named Smith

"there goes Smudger again, always after 'is 'oggins"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

prink the smadge

the act of having sexual intercourse with the vagina

Are you going to get lucky and prink the smadge tonight?

by Tyler Vincent November 15, 2007

smadge

sad at something and also mad at something

X: man we almost had a perfect game why'd u screw it up?
Y: ...i fkin ran out of ammo....
Y: smadge

by deenzuts April 19, 2022