Slut Bagel

A slut that has been fucked so many times you can see straight through her vagina like a bagel.

The stupid slut bagel has been on that corner for 29 years.

by Mark Grimyser November 29, 2004

Slut Bagel

When someone graduates from being a Sex Muffin they level up and gain the rank of Slut Bagel.

Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"

by Cadet McDaddy October 1, 2016

slut bagel

a girl that has a lot of sex and likes bagels.

"That was really good sex. Let's go get bagels."

"Gosh, you're such a slut bagel."

by Slutbagel22 March 21, 2010

slubagel

A slut that everyone envies.

Isaacia Giuliana Shelby Emily slubagels

by GSizzle666 December 24, 2013

Slutbagel

A derogative for a person who throws childish insults at people on a repeated basis and feel no need to better their vocabulary.

"After continously calling his sister a turdburglar, Rec was deemed a slutbagel by the family."

by Jaida July 27, 2005

slutbagel

a person who shares the characteristics of both.

Texxie such a slutbagel!

by nottobar January 26, 2004