Slut Bagel

A slut that has been fucked so many times you can see straight through her vagina like a bagel.

The stupid slut bagel has been on that corner for 29 years.

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When someone graduates from being a Sex Muffin they level up and gain the rank of Slut Bagel.

Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"

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slut bagel

a girl that has a lot of sex and likes bagels.

"That was really good sex. Let's go get bagels."

"Gosh, you're such a slut bagel."

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slubagel by GSizzle666 December 24, 2013

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A derogative for a person who throws childish insults at people on a repeated basis and feel no need to better their vocabulary.

"After continously calling his sister a turdburglar, Rec was deemed a slutbagel by the family."

Slutbagel by Jaida July 27, 2005

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a person who shares the characteristics of both.

Texxie such a slutbagel!

slutbagel by nottobar January 26, 2004

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