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Slut Bagel 

When someone graduates from being a Sex Muffin they level up and gain the rank of Slut Bagel.
Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"
Slut Bagel by Cadet McDaddy October 1, 2016

slut bagel 

a girl that has a lot of sex and likes bagels.
"That was really good sex. Let's go get bagels."

"Gosh, you're such a slut bagel."
slut bagel by Slutbagel22 March 21, 2010

slubagel 

Isaacia Giuliana Shelby Emily slubagels
slubagel by GSizzle666 December 24, 2013

Slutbagel 

A derogative for a person who throws childish insults at people on a repeated basis and feel no need to better their vocabulary.
"After continously calling his sister a turdburglar, Rec was deemed a slutbagel by the family."
Slutbagel by Jaida July 27, 2005

slutbagel 

a person who shares the characteristics of both.
Texxie such a slutbagel!
slutbagel by nottobar January 26, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026