Slurp off

The slurp off is a sex act. Similar to a blowjob, getting slurped off involves one's tounge being stuffed down the receiver's dickhole and proceeding to lick/slurp around within the testicles. The act of slurping off is illegal in 51 states.
Martin will Slurp off people for a quarter an hour.
by j9977 December 15, 2013
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slurp off

"I'm hard as a diamond; I need a slurp off."

"That girls gonna slurp me off."
by David P. March 24, 2008
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Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.
by Loser_Real April 08, 2021
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