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Unlike a turtle head a 'slumbering turtle' is knowing that you have a poop coming on, but it is not yet as severe.
I've got a slumbering turtle right now, but I might want to get it out before it turns into a turtle head!
by El Guapo Muchacho September 14, 2016
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A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.
Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye
by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016
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A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".
Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye
by El Guapo Muchacho October 08, 2016
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