sloppy walrus

a sexual manuever in which after getting a blowjob and ejaculating in the girl's mouth the man punches her in the stomach causing semen to come out her nose, the two trails look like tusks, giving her the appearance of a "sloppy walrus"

The bitch was totally pissing me off so I gave her a sloppy walrus.

sloppy walrus by Jem Stinkyfish April 2, 2004

Sloppy Walrus

When a girl sucks two penises at the same time with ease such that they sit in her upper cheeks outside of the teeth. This give the illusion of a walrus frolicking on the icy arctic floor.

Dude1: Bro, that chick we brought home last night was something else!
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.

Dude 1&2: (Sigh)

Sloppy Walrus by The Jazziest Jew April 8, 2013

Sloppy Walrus

When you are getting some head from your girl and you finish in between her two front teeth and her top lip. Then
you let your "special sauce" drip down from her front teeth giving the appearance of walrus tusks.

Boy: Dude she just gave me the best BJ last night and she finished it up with the Sloppy Walrus.
Boy 2: Damn dude your so lucky.
Boy: I know right.

Sloppy Walrus by Joemoma278 December 5, 2018

Sloppy Elephant Walrus 

Blasting such a big load in your girls mouth that she chokes on it and it comes out of her nostrils..

Maya blew me with the best mouth I ever felt, I shot such a load that she choked on it and and my splooge came gushing out her nose.. A sloppy Elephant Walrus..

Sloppy Elephant Walrus by Bwanab August 1, 2010