sloppy pizza
sloppy pizza by M95 March 21, 2014
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Sloppy Pizza
A pizza that has been punched and then microwaved until it is sloppy.
Alternatively this can also mean you have cheese in your foreskin and jerk off until you bleed.
Alternatively this can also mean you have cheese in your foreskin and jerk off until you bleed.
Sloppy Pizza by Guck Messiah February 18, 2026
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Sloppy Pizza Sex
Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.
Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*
Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.
*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*
Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.
*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.
Sloppy Pizza Sex by ch33kz April 7, 2015
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