Sloppy Fifth

A hook up that is so sloppy that you choose to plead the fifth. Hence pleading the sloppy fifth.

Broham #1 -Dude, how was that chick last night?

Broham #2 - "She was a total sloppy fifth..." or "I plead the sloppy fifth!!!"

Broham #1 -Sorry I asked broham!

by James Boyer February 2, 2007

sloppy fiftieths

This is where you score with a really hot girl but know that 49 of your buddies have already fucked her over the last couple of years. But she is hot so you still feel a sort of both pride and shame. You quickly jump into the shower and cry...

Hugo, I finally got sloppy fiftieths with Jessika. I think I'm in love with her even though I could never marry or respect her.

by Florida Sunshine July 27, 2020