Usually as the result of an acute onset of needing to shit while out in public, you desparately manage to find the nearest public restroom. You don't have time to fiddle with putting down the toliet paper so you employ the hover method. Unaware, you have developed a bad case of diarrhea since your last crap. Needless to say, you leave a messy situation for the next person to contend with, that is know as a Sloppy Joe.
Dayum, you should have seen the Sloppy Joe I left on the toliet seat at that Japanese restraunt the other night.
by Perv Johnson October 2, 2010
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When your homie eats your ass *unwiped* after taking a shit
"Dude, Colin gave me a moist sloppy joe this morning"
by rat handler November 2, 2020
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When someone is taking a shit and you rip them off of the toilet and violently fuck them in the ass.
Brenda doesn't shit in public anymore ever since she got a sloppy joe at the Dairy Queen.
by Monsterbeck40 July 30, 2015
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You take ground beef, cook it let it cool down
And either give your bf a handy J or finger bang your girl
Dave: Dude my dick still greasy from that Sloppy Joe
Mark: Dude speakin of the Devil I gave my girl a Sloppy Joe
by BigDickJoe8=====D April 15, 2015
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When you have sexual intercourse with a women right after she just got done having sex with another man.

You get the "Sloppy Joes"
Name is derived from the fact that it is quite sloppy when you get the seconds of a women who just got banged!

May also refer to "Sloppy Joes" if the girl is on her period, or she previously got banged so hard her Vag started to bleed.

EP: Hey man, did JP hook up with that one sexy blondy last night?

Lilou: Yes, but guess what! I saw her walk out of a room with another guy before she went and met up with JP!

EP: Damn playa, nigga got the Sloppy Joes!

by Pham Phamily March 30, 2008
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To shit on ones vagina, then follow it immediately with a thrusting of a penis, successfully pounding the fecies into the woman. Then, to seal the deal, one must feast on and eat out the entire raging poopy vagina with constant tounge action.
She fed me the best Sloppy Joe of my entire life, and it tasted amazing!
by Dan Bruce July 30, 2005
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