Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.
Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....
by A.G.T. March 23, 2011
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A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.
by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003
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a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.
Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.
by Sloppy Jake March 1, 2011
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When a guy pounds his girl extremely hard and makes her pussy bleed like hell!
Chad gave Kiersten a Sloppy Joe last night and had to take her to the emergency room for stitches!
by SlopNChop October 19, 2016
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A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.

Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.
"Damn I'm hungry."
"I'll make some sloppy joes."
"Sweet."
by PeaTearGriffin November 13, 2005
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When your homie eats your ass *unwiped* after taking a shit
"Dude, Colin gave me a moist sloppy joe this morning"
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