sleep walker

A person of asian decent

Can't that damn sleep walker learn to drive!

by skankhunter6942060 May 28, 2025

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sleep-walker

A restless tenant of an apartment-complex or campground who has "intimately befriended" two separate similarly-desirable fellow-residents of the opposite gender, and thus he cannot decide which person he prefers to share a pillow with, obliging him to sleepily stroll back and forth between the two willing cuddlers’ domiciles several times per night.

Horny stud: I went half-crazy trotting back and forth between Tiffany’s and Ashley’s rooms till well past midnight, what with my both craving the other gal’s company whenever I was in one chick’s bed, and feeling heartbrokenly guilty of temporary "abandonment" each time I’d tearfully leave one gal’s bed to slip over to the other’s. Finally a simple solution to my sleep-walker dilemma occurred to me --- I just drowsily sling-snuggled both half-asleep cuties to my own apartment and invited them to crawl into bed on either side of me; that way, not only did I get to enjoy both of their sweet close-clasping warmth and softness at once, but they both got multiple turns of alternately spooning me and nuzzling their cheeks against my fuzzy chest, depending on which side I’d progressively roll over on every half-hour.

by QuacksO July 15, 2018

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Sleepy Walker

Sleepy Walker is a very talented person whenever he does art, he likes to draw his own ocs and is very good at them, go find him on youtube and instagram to support him.

Sleepy Walker is very talented!

by HAINWWINWOAMZOOXKDKE August 31, 2021

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sleep wacker

Someone who jerks off in their sleep

Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker

by Hang solo June 10, 2016

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Sleepwalker (song)

The most epic break-up song ever performed by a gay musician. Uses the element pf being stuck in a 'dream' (memory) of what seems to be a past relationship. Performed by Adam Lambert, a.k.a. Adam Glambert. Ends verses with 'Let me out of this dream'.

Tamara: Hey, Brittany, what's up with Danielle?

Brittany: Oh, she's just rocking out to the epic relationship anthem Sleepwalker (song).

Tamara: Okay...

by Loving Adam Lambert December 29, 2009

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