Sleep Mode

To temporarily shut off the thinking part of your brain and focus only at the task at hand, such as eating, playing video games, watching television, or exercising.

Husband: ".........." (Eats dinner while running sleep mode)

Wife: "Whatcha thinking about?"

Husband: "..........Nothing." (Continues eating as he enters sleep mode again)

Sleep Mode by Red_Shaft July 17, 2017

Word of the Day on July 19, 2017

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Sleep Mode

When you have nothing really important to do, so you temporarily shut down your brain and daydream, a bit like a computer.

Brian: What's wrong?
Zach: Ugh, Will was totally in sleep mode during my presentation. IT WAS IMPORTANT!
Brian: LOL.
Zach: Shut up, you dick.

Sleep Mode by definebird August 8, 2017

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Sleep mode

when putting on some comfy clothes and wash my face and brush my teeth and watch some good ass satisfying shit 🤝

Jonathan i’m going to my sleep mode.

Sleep mode by tehee.com April 19, 2019

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Sleep mode

when putting on some comfy clothes and wash my face and brush my teeth and watching some good satisfying videos🤝

Jonathan I’m going to sleep mode

Sleep mode by tehee.com April 19, 2019

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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