slaying the dragon

For a younger guy to get with an older girl

bro i just slayed a dragon, bro im slaying the dragon this weekend

by thatkidryan September 30, 2010

slaying the dragon

Inserting another man's penis into your dickhole.

Abe was ruined when Cheese started slaying the dragon with him.

by DestructoDick April 17, 2009

slay the dragon

Unclog a shit from a toilet by reaching in and pulling it out with one's bare hand.

Dude, I dropped a monster deuce in the dunny and had to slay the dragon.

by mcjohnnyp July 11, 2008

Slay some dragons

To have sex with a hideous girl with which you have no interest of ever seeing again.

Jesse, i'm desperate man, let's hit up the bar tonight and slay some dragons.

by Big Bobby B July 31, 2008

slay some dragons

To go out with the intent of picking up random fat/ugly women for quick sex.

Dude, I'm tired and horny, instead of trying to pick up hot women to get laid, we should just go out and slay some dragons!

by Kelsey D. H. August 17, 2008

to slay your dragon

to voluntarily enter rehab for a drug/alcohol abuse problem.

i know it's hard, but most people need to know how to slay your dragon, or their dragon, rather, without waiting for the problem to get worse.

by Sexydimma December 11, 2014

Dragon Slaying

The act of having sex with ugly girls for practice.

1. Tony and I just went Dragon Slaying at the trailer park. Damn those bitches were nasty!

2. Hey Dog, You gotta slay a couple dragons before you save the princess.

by JimmySmooth January 13, 2009