slaying the dragon

A euphemism role-playing game enthusiasts and nerds use in place of masturbation.

Loser 1: Why weren't you playing World of Warcraft yesterday?

Loser 2: Sorry dude, I was slaying the dragon.

by jab4343 March 01, 2010

slaying the dragon

I wank that is so great and fierce that it leaves you exhausted, also ejactulation is usual more than a metre in lenght

"Jesus mate I was slaying the dragon last nite, cudnt move for like 10 minutes, was completely out of it"

"Yeah, James said he wasnt up for fooling around cause he was slaying the dragon couple of minutes before i showed up"

by BadgerWarrior July 11, 2009

slaying the dragon

to jack off, to jerk thyself.

"Dude I was at the pool and there were so many hotties, I just couldn't contain it I had to step in the locker room and slay the dragon."
"Bro, I don't want to know that stuff you slaying the dragon, ..."

by Mcdizzle fa Rizzle January 20, 2007

slaying the dragon

For a younger guy to get with an older girl

bro i just slayed a dragon, bro im slaying the dragon this weekend

by thatkidryan October 01, 2010

slaying the dragon

Inserting another man's penis into your dickhole.

Abe was ruined when Cheese started slaying the dragon with him.

by DestructoDick April 16, 2009

Slaying the Dragon

Having sex with an unattractive woman, most likely brought on by alcohal consumption.

Dave got really drunk last night and ended up slaying the dragon.

by _LG_ July 25, 2008

Slaying the dragon

1. The act of sleeping with an unattractive girl in a time of need
2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princess

Matt: they say you have to slay a few dragons before you meet your princess well I've finally found my princess
Pete: dude! did you seriously just talk about slaying the dragon in your wedding speech?

by Pillowman September 16, 2016