Slaw Cat 

An extremely skanky girl. A girl who's easily identified at a party or social event in less than 3 seconds as being a major slut who does anything with anyone.

Dude: Hey man that girl is super sexy, I want some of that!
Me: Seriously? Like are you retarded? How did you not see that girl is a slaw cat? She probably has a blue waffle man.

Your mom.

Person: Ewwwww....did she really just lick his entire face as a greeting....?

Slaw Cat by HSlingo October 8, 2010

Slaw Cat 

A girl who's "cat" looks like "slaw"; a whore.

Damn, that girl is a slaw cat!

Slaw Cat by slawcatz October 7, 2010

Slawcat 

a girl who sleeps around.

That girl is a slawcat.

Slawcat by Ka$hmore October 22, 2010

Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC 

At sea a problem can accelerate into a crisis at a rate proportional to the conditions

An example of Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.

You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.

And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC by Angus Beare December 15, 2008

Cathy’s Law 

The fundamental law of nature that you will always crave Chick-Fil-A most on Sundays when it’s closed, leading to inevitable disappointment.

The phenomenon is named after the late, great Chick-Fil-A founder, S. Truett Cathy.

Last Sunday, I got fucked by Cathy’s Law again. This time I got all the way to Chick-Fil-A and pulled on the locked door before realizing what day it was. I was devastated.

Cathy’s Law by Greg Taylor July 1, 2018

Cathcart's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability it being reduced to dick jokes approaches 1.

c.f Godwin's Law

Note: invoking Cathcart's Law massively increases the probability of dick jokes, as it contains the fragment "grows longer".

(following a lengthy conversation about GPS)

Steve: My GPS has a 3" screen, and it's perfectly adequate for my needs.

Tim: Yeah, but how long do you want to be staring at a 3" thing?

Steve: ...

Tim: Cathcart's Law!

Cathcart's Law by baztastic March 26, 2011