The opinion that a sales manager has about sales people swapping sales stories with each other when they actually should be selling and closing their prospects.
"slapping each other's dicks"
by Wordsmith expert USA September 12, 2013
by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016
Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.
by jordensjunger April 14, 2016
by ...DilZniK... January 26, 2009
When you are in a conversation, and start to get upset, just scream "slap my dick" or alternatively, "slap my wiggly dick", to make things better.
Dad: Son, you know all too well you got to get out of the house. You're sixteen, bud, when was the last time you were out there? I know things are rough, and that school is hard and your friends are just a bunch blokes that don't care for you at all. You have potential, kid, you have a heart, and I will be here for you every step of the wa-
Son: Slap my dick, bitch.
Son: Slap my dick, bitch.
by Pamphilos October 06, 2017
slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.
When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.
by JPMcTeague September 02, 2003
by Pot Luck McBeer April 01, 2003