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derogatory term for a female sexual organ that is considered loose and/or in need of packing material.
1. The town bike has a right slag packet.

2. You are such a slag packet.

3. I'll put it up your slag packet.
by do_it_good March 25, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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