Sky Wizard

A wizard who lives in the sky. The wizard typically does many miracles but have yet to show themselves. A famous Sky Wizard is commonly known as God.

Sally: Hallelujah!!! God healed my son's diseased leg!

Me: Actually, that was the doctor...

Sally: NO! GOD HEALED MY SON! GOD IS ALMIGHTY! PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL FACE HIS WRATH!!

Me: Okay, let's see. God, if you are out there please strike me down with your lightning or whatever you Sky Wizards can do. *Waits 5 minutes* Well, I guess that just proves it.

Sally: GOD DOESN'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY!!

Me: And that's why no one believes in him.

Sky Wizard by Rhymes with Shnom Snoose. June 14, 2010

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Sky wizard

a sky wizard Is a generic term applied to all magic men that made or had some part in making the universe and life from nothing and/or dirt + a rib, see also sky Gandalf and sky magician

If you believe a magic being in the sky is responsible for everything, you're referring to a sky wizard

Sky wizard by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019

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Sky Wizard • Magical Flying Sky Wizard • SKY • sky walker • sky daddy • sky juice • sky rat • sky blue • sky crane • Sky View High School

Magical Flying Sky Wizard

God

The other night I was at Walt Disney World and thought I saw the Magical Flying Sky Wizard zip across the sky but, as it turns out, it was only Tinkerbell.

Magical Flying Sky Wizard by Bama McKluskey October 30, 2014

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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