Pretending everything is OK when the world is falling down around you.
An imaginary happy ending.
Sticking ones head in the sand.
P1: Things are really bad.
P2: No! Things are great!
P1: Yeah, and Rainbow Skittles are coming out of my butt...
:
P1: Look, I don't want to hear the bad news.
P2: Ok, then just pretend there are Rainbow Skittles coming out of my butt.
a insult given when somebody ****ed up big time and there is no joke you can use that nobody wouldn't expect based off the classic joke. also means a guy is a full out there gay that looks like he eats dick.
example 1: jeff messed up so bad all i could tell em without being corny is rainbow skittles example 2: see that guy over therehe really likes eating rainbow skittles.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.