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used to describe a crazy person or crackhead

Better when used in a [Aussie[ accent
"Nah mate you're a skitso cunt "
Skitso by SKitsocunt April 20, 2018
Adjective. A term often used to describe someone who does things out of the ordinary. Is often used on a daily basis during a conversation to describe anything shocking or tight.
Chris was lookin skitso playing 1st base.
skitso by C. Javier August 24, 2006

skitso edging 

The feeling that someone is watching or observing you while you’re deep into an edging session.
Hey dude, you didn’t peep on me jacking off? Perhaps i was just skitso edging
skitso edging by not Hauk20 January 8, 2024

a skits mission 

A phrase used when you are about to do something cool, dangerous or hard
Oi look mate, I'm on a skits mission!
a skits mission by rymaxam October 26, 2017

Shitsolve 

A shitsolve is a substandard solution to a problem no one wants to solve but is sufficiently effective enough to fool a few people into the notion that the problem is temporarily resolved. Shitsolves have a tendency to pop up again in the most unexpected and unplanned ways cascading a subsequent river of shit on unsuspecting people.
"after weeks of procrastination and finger-pointing, the team delivered a shitsolve to meet the deadline, but everyone knew it was destined to came back and haunt them and anyone who touched it in the future."
Shitsolve by EuphoricOrange March 27, 2023
Sketch comedy TV show.
Derived by combining "skit" (another word for a comedy sketch) with "com" (the beginning of the word comedy).
Sometimes confused with sitcoms by people with no understanding of comedy or basic script structure.
Monty Python's Flying Circus, Saturday Night Live, All That, and Roundhouse are all skitcoms.
skitcom by Nat Rator June 16, 2004
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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