Legendary street baller, who earned his name in Rucker Park, NYC. He got his nickname from an announcer at Rucker after he started skipping while dribbling the ball during a game. This explains the first part of his name. The second part most likely roots in the announcers creativity with inspiration from the traditional American folk song "Skip To My Lou".
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).