Skinless Wedgie

When you wedgie someone when their undies are outside of their shorts/pants. lol

You think my butthole wouldn't hurt after that skinless wedgie, but they really got up there.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

Skinless surprise

Most animal penises

My dog showed me his skinless surprise the other day, I was pretty impressed”

by Papihoudini June 29, 2019

Skinless Jesus

A Jesus for everyone. A messiah excepted by all race.

Daddy, what’s a skinless Jesus? Well Timmy, it’s a Jesus that everyone can worship.

by Tuna Juice July 16, 2018

Skinless Cat

Someone who gets mad when they're spoken to rudely, but when they do it.. they don't see why the other person should be mad.

It's basically, someone who is one-sided about getting angry.

Tiger Woods' audience are full of such skinless cats.

by inlovewithajerk May 2, 2010

Skinless Prisoner

A skinless prisoner is someone who has a circumcised penis. They cannot escape their circumcised penis as it is and always will be a part of them thus making them a prisoner.

Cody was circumsized as a child, he’ll always be a skinless prisoner.

by WhunPocent March 6, 2018

Skinless sausage

To touch oneself until the top-end skin drops off the penis.
Otherwise known as "the naked eye"

In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.

by Fungus Mcfarlagen October 4, 2012

Skinless penis

Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.

I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.

by Charles Reed March 31, 2018